I won’t lie. I’ve never enjoyed cooking with kids. Or you and your brother specifically. I know cooking with kids is supposed to be fun and “relationship building” and blah blah blah and YOU AS A MOM SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT!
But the problem is your lack of ability to listen and follow instructions. And you constantly smell, lick, smear and EAT whatever on the kitchen counter in the process of cooking.
I think I prefer wrestling with you. Less yelling. Less bloodshed.